He's a wily, oily, slippery cuss; a master at operating in the shadows and behind the scenes, where, like a snake or a cockroach, he is the most comfortable. He may not be so easy to pin down as some might think.
If we are to get to the bottom of this once and for all, we need an investigator equal to the task. One with a relentless thirst for truth. One who will go to the ends of the earth to see that justice is done. An impartial, non-partisan sleuth, whose only goal is the triumph of the law, and who will not balk at spending millions of taxpayer dollars in pursuit of his prey. A dogged detective who fears no man, not even the highest power in the land.
We need...
Ken Starr!
6 comments:
Talk about a Queen of All Hilarity, Alicia! This is really funny. You should try to publish this. The only problem with Ken Starr is he won't find any WOMAN claiming to have given Rove a BJ.
Thanks, K! I would if I knew how, but I don't have the first idea how that's done...at least I can give myself a little chortle in these times when there is very little indeed to laugh about. That's another reason I dig your blog - it's like medicine for me!
Think of how many millions of dollars we can spend for Ken Starr to do his thing. With all the money spent during the Clinton investigation, you would think Starr could do this one Pro Bono.
Oh yeah! It should be like a lifetime retainer or something...
I used to hate him so much, but I think he would be really good to put on this case. Hilarious.
:)
I still loathe him, but - it takes a thief to catch a thief, they say.
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