Do not presume to aspire to the sartorial splendor of Mr. Cheney. Can you imagine how masculine you must be, how cojonially endowed you must be to attempt an outfit of that caliber? The very fact that you are even visiting a sniveling liberal blog like this one calls your manhood into question.
If you can't hang with hundreds of thousands of innocent deaths, and billions and billions of dollars in blood money with a sardonic smirk on your face, don't even think about the jacket and tie.
Hi Alicia - That's a great picture! Used Wars, indeed! Those bastards did sell the USA a used war. Both Afghanistan and Iraq have been fought against by several different countries. Apparently, they're hard to get the better of. Sure, we can kill off the natives with our bombs, disease, and hardship, but we really don't manage to win. Imagine that!
It's true, too - we've been sold a 'pre-owned' war with no reliable information. War is, after all, the Bush family business - the war business increases the oil business, and the oil business increases the war business, going back for many generations. It's a sweet deal for them.
That's so on point! Just one thing, I think they have Cheney and Rove mixed up. Cheney's the one with the rumored 'big package'. Of course he needs it, since he's not only his own, but Dubya's 'dick' as well!
I know - I really wanted to put him there for that reason, but the other guy had the contract for Halliburton, so I had to put Rove there...I almost put W there, and there was a girl there that I Photoshopped out who would have been Condoleezza...well, maybe I could do another one! The opportunities are endless!
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Nice, girl! I love it.
That is simply AWESOME!
I am especially fond of Cheney's jacket & tie combo.
Can I get that without also having to take the war?
ya know, I don't like the war I got. Can I get my money back?
Do not presume to aspire to the sartorial splendor of Mr. Cheney. Can you imagine how masculine you must be, how cojonially endowed you must be to attempt an outfit of that caliber? The very fact that you are even visiting a sniveling liberal blog like this one calls your manhood into question.
If you can't hang with hundreds of thousands of innocent deaths, and billions and billions of dollars in blood money with a sardonic smirk on your face, don't even think about the jacket and tie.
...but, welcome to Hooterville, Mac!
Oh, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie...all sales are final! Didn't you read the fine print?
Hi Alicia - That's a great picture! Used Wars, indeed! Those bastards did sell the USA a used war. Both Afghanistan and Iraq have been fought against by several different countries. Apparently, they're hard to get the better of. Sure, we can kill off the natives with our bombs, disease, and hardship, but we really don't manage to win.
Imagine that!
Thanks, OWL - I had a lot of fun with that.
It's true, too - we've been sold a 'pre-owned' war with no reliable information. War is, after all, the Bush family business - the war business increases the oil business, and the oil business increases the war business, going back for many generations. It's a sweet deal for them.
That's so on point!
Just one thing, I think they have Cheney and Rove mixed up. Cheney's the one with the rumored 'big package'. Of course he needs it, since he's not only his own, but Dubya's 'dick' as well!
I know - I really wanted to put him there for that reason, but the other guy had the contract for Halliburton, so I had to put Rove there...I almost put W there, and there was a girl there that I Photoshopped out who would have been Condoleezza...well, maybe I could do another one! The opportunities are endless!
Although Kurt Russell might be a little miffed, you did good!
Thanks, Robert - hey, it was too good to pass up...
Rummy has to stay where he is, though ;-)
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