Thursday, July 14, 2005

Smoke 'Em Out

The Karl Rove situation seems to be catching the attention of the hitherto-comatose press corps, but is it really all over for Rover? This ol' dog may have a few tricks left. He didn't get to where he is by being 'Mr. Nice Guy' or even 'Mr. Halfways-Decent Human Being'...

He's a wily, oily, slippery cuss; a master at operating in the shadows and behind the scenes, where, like a snake or a cockroach, he is the most comfortable. He may not be so easy to pin down as some might think.

If we are to get to the bottom of this once and for all, we need an investigator equal to the task. One with a relentless thirst for truth. One who will go to the ends of the earth to see that justice is done. An impartial, non-partisan sleuth, whose only goal is the triumph of the law, and who will not balk at spending millions of taxpayer dollars in pursuit of his prey. A dogged detective who fears no man, not even the highest power in the land.

We need...

Ken Starr!

7 comments:

karena said...

Talk about a Queen of All Hilarity, Alicia! This is really funny. You should try to publish this. The only problem with Ken Starr is he won't find any WOMAN claiming to have given Rove a BJ.

Alicia said...

Thanks, K! I would if I knew how, but I don't have the first idea how that's done...at least I can give myself a little chortle in these times when there is very little indeed to laugh about. That's another reason I dig your blog - it's like medicine for me!

oldwhitelady said...

Think of how many millions of dollars we can spend for Ken Starr to do his thing. With all the money spent during the Clinton investigation, you would think Starr could do this one Pro Bono.

Alicia said...

Oh yeah! It should be like a lifetime retainer or something...

Helen Wheels said...

I used to hate him so much, but I think he would be really good to put on this case. Hilarious.

:)

Alicia said...

I still loathe him, but - it takes a thief to catch a thief, they say.

Gothamimage said...

Alicia- one of these days I will learn how to post links and post all these pictures and graphics like you have- you're blog looks good.

Regarding Rove-gate- go to my blog and read the link I have to the court decision (in the body of the text)

That opinion explains much - much of what it tells has not been reported in the media- I relayed ONE highlight.