Hey, Hillary's not ugly. Neither is Ann. Their both moderately attractive ladies. In fact I'd love to see one of those celebrity boxing matches with these two in the center ring. I think Hillary could take Ann. After all those brittle bones of Ann's would snap like a twig. Espceially if Hillary sat on her.
That is a recent, unretouched band photograph, but it is cropped and dark - I'm about 50 lbs more than is healthy for me. In my business (entertainment, music) both my weight and my age work against me. I couldn't care less about my age, as I value each and every year, but my weight is something I can change and apart from that, is just not healthy for me, nor does it feel good to be lugging around the equivalent of a 50-lb sack of Gravy Train. If I weren't in this business, I would not care about the cosmetic aspect of it, as my husband thinks I'm beautiful whether I'm thin or fat, and it's because of our wonderful kids that I gained the weight. But there are a lot of jobs that I am qualified for musically that I could not get because of my appearance. That being said, I still attach the importance to the health issue rather than the cosmetic. And, like most things that bother me (as perhaps you've noticed) I prefer to find the humor in it than whine all the time. I only whine some of the time.
Even so, I still go out and perform, even though I'd rather be normal-weight (not thin) than overweight, healthy rather than unhealthy. As a teacher of impressionable teens and young adults, I want them to be able to see that it's not only the Britney Spears-types that can have a career in music, because I hate that part of society that drums into girls (and boys) that physical appearance is the only criteria that matters. I want them to see that you can follow your dream at any age, any weight, if you have passion and talent.
Plus, Daniel, as much as I make fun of other people on this blog - those that I feel are hurtful to this country - I think it's only fair that I laugh at myself as well. I have heard conservatives say that liberals don't have a sense of humor, but I beg to differ, and I'll be the first to poke a little fun at my own expense as well.
Alright then, fair enough. But I think it's the liberal activists and politicians who are the brunt of the lack of sense of humor remark. Most comedians do happen to be liberals after all.
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Is he an admirer of the Kowboy Koward of Krawford?
ROTFLMAO!!
Dayyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaammmm but that's funny!
No, Alicia, not Ann Coulter!
You could dress up like Hillary Clinton. It would take a lot of makeup to get that ugly, but it would scare the heck out of me.
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I considered it but ultimately rejected it, because that would only take care of
one arm. What about the rest of me?
Look out, Daniel - Hillary's comin' to get you! Ow-ooooo!
Hey, Hillary's not ugly. Neither is Ann. Their both moderately attractive ladies. In fact I'd love to see one of those celebrity boxing matches with these two in the center ring.
I think Hillary could take Ann. After all those brittle bones of Ann's would snap like a twig. Espceially if Hillary sat on her.
I really think pretending to be Coulter would be scary! I would not want to even pretend. Ick! Urk!
perhaps your elbow could serve as her adam's apple.
Perfect!
I'm curious. Why the self-deprecating fat jokes? You look like a normal healthy, attractive woman to me in you bio photo.
(No I'm not hitting on you.)
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That is a recent, unretouched band photograph, but it is cropped and dark - I'm about 50 lbs more than is healthy for me. In my business (entertainment, music) both my weight and my age work against me. I couldn't care less about my age, as I value each and every year, but my weight is something I can change and apart from that, is just not healthy for me, nor does it feel good to be lugging around the equivalent of a 50-lb sack of Gravy Train. If I weren't in this business, I would not care about the cosmetic aspect of it, as my husband thinks I'm beautiful whether I'm thin or fat, and it's because of our wonderful kids that I gained the weight. But there are a lot of jobs that I am qualified for musically that I could not get because of my appearance. That being said, I still attach the importance to the health issue rather than the cosmetic. And, like most things that bother me (as perhaps you've noticed) I prefer to find the humor in it than whine all the time. I only whine some of the time.
Even so, I still go out and perform, even though I'd rather be normal-weight (not thin) than overweight, healthy rather than unhealthy. As a teacher of impressionable teens and young adults, I want them to be able to see that it's not only the Britney Spears-types that can have a career in music, because I hate that part of society that drums into girls (and boys) that physical appearance is the only criteria that matters. I want them to see that you can follow your dream at any age, any weight, if you have passion and talent.
Plus, Daniel, as much as I make fun of other people on this blog - those that I feel are hurtful to this country - I think it's only fair that I laugh at myself as well. I have heard conservatives say that liberals don't have a sense of humor, but I beg to differ, and I'll be the first to poke a little fun at my own expense as well.
Alright then, fair enough. But I think it's the liberal activists and politicians who are the brunt of the lack of sense of humor remark. Most comedians do happen to be liberals after all.
www.ravingconservative.com
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