As an Unpaid Punditry Corps cartoonist, I have been asked to come up with a name for my comic, like "The Far Side" or "Nancy". I thought "the Far Side" would do just fine, especially since no one else was using it anymore, but apparently that's not going to fly.
So I thought I would ask you all, as the hilarious Hootervillians that you are, to help me out here and suggest a good name for my comic. The winner will get an Amana Radar-Range and my undying gratitude. Well, my undying gratitude, anyway...
Fire at will!
4 comments:
Well, I don't need a new range, but undying gratitude would rock :)
The first thing that comes to mind is "Political Capital," but I'm sure I can do better. I'll put on my thinking cap.
"You asked, do I feel free. Let me put it to you this way: I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it. It is my style. That's what happened in the -- after the 2000 election, I earned some capital. I've earned capital in this election -- and I'm going to spend it for what I told the people I'd spend it on..."
What an asshole. We the people are the ones with the capital. He's just a moron with a capital "M." I say we impeach the asshole. What a capital idea!
That does give me an idea...I'm putting 'Capitol Punishment' into the idea bag. It may sound a little harsh, though...
I like it. Anyway, they deserve harshness. They sure know how to dish it out...
I say "Completely Dis-Morganized".
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