Thursday, August 11, 2005

'Name That Cartoon' Contest

As an Unpaid Punditry Corps cartoonist, I have been asked to come up with a name for my comic, like "The Far Side" or "Nancy". I thought "the Far Side" would do just fine, especially since no one else was using it anymore, but apparently that's not going to fly.

So I thought I would ask you all, as the hilarious Hootervillians that you are, to help me out here and suggest a good name for my comic. The winner will get an Amana Radar-Range and my undying gratitude. Well, my undying gratitude, anyway...

Fire at will!

5 comments:

Crabbi said...

Well, I don't need a new range, but undying gratitude would rock :)

The first thing that comes to mind is "Political Capital," but I'm sure I can do better. I'll put on my thinking cap.

"You asked, do I feel free. Let me put it to you this way: I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it. It is my style. That's what happened in the -- after the 2000 election, I earned some capital. I've earned capital in this election -- and I'm going to spend it for what I told the people I'd spend it on..."

What an asshole. We the people are the ones with the capital. He's just a moron with a capital "M." I say we impeach the asshole. What a capital idea!

Alicia said...

That does give me an idea...I'm putting 'Capitol Punishment' into the idea bag. It may sound a little harsh, though...

Crabbi said...

I like it. Anyway, they deserve harshness. They sure know how to dish it out...

G said...

Andy Capital has a nice, nostalgic ring to it ... ;-)

Robert Rouse said...

I say "Completely Dis-Morganized".