Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Scientifically Righteous!

Earl Bockenfeld has the truth at last. It's Christian! It's science! Mysteries explained here. Leave that heretical monkey stuff behind, and get with the Good Book - the New Christian Science Textbook, that is!

3 comments:

DivaJood said...

This is hilarious, in a really sad sort of way.

Alicia said...

Well, Jood, you and I know that you have to either laugh or cry...

Jeremy said...

Conservative Christians will NOT let go of the evolution thing.

I realize they hate science and want everything to relate to fair-tale stories of rivers parting and the universe just appearing in a week, but why punish other Americans who have to learn along side them?

I'd rather have my kids (if I have them) learning about how babies are actually made, not that storks deliver them? If you want to fuck up your own kids' view of the world, that's fine, just keep it in your little uniform-mandating private school.

Until some woman stormed out of the Bill Nye lecture in Texas, I had no idea these people were also against learning about how the moon gets its light from the sun as well...WTF??