Good morning! It's time for church, and no one does Sunday morning quite like Old White Lady from "It's Morning Somewhere". This morning's offerings from Landover Baptist Church (if you aren't a member, you might ask yourself just how Christian are you, anyway?) are some handy 'Dating Tips for Christian Men'. Fellas, read here and you'll be on your way to meeting the devout doormat of your dreams! And gals - even though it's 'just for men', that doesn't mean you can't peruse it to get some pointers on how to recognize your future 'lord and master' when he comes a-callin'!
Also thanks to OWL, this oh-so-timely homage to Blastocyst-Americans from Jesus' General! The comment thread is as good as the post.
Sister Nancy Beth Eczema from Edicts of Nancy leads us to a Modern-Day Beatitude. Praise Him!